Jordie & the apple wedger

There is a reason that Pampered Chef puts a disclaimer on their apple wedger stating they are not responsible for severed indexes. Jordan, who is all of 6 years old, has been wanting to be more and more independant lately, so she took it upon herself to try and wedge an apple by herself. After 3 hours at the Urgent Care Center, and 3 stitches later, we're back in one piece. As we're sitting in the room waiting for the doctor, Jordan says under her breath, "I wish I could start this day over". Amen sister!